Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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