fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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