i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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