Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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