Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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