is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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