the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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