I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
