Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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