You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So many bounce houses so little time
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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