Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
