Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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