i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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