she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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