Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
