i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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