5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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