idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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