walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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