So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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