Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
