And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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