You work out of a Hotel?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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