Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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