i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
