I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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