Say something about gay babies.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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