shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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