You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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