well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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