Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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