I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
