There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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