It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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