umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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