So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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