so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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