All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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