what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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