This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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