Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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