So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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