He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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