Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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