you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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