There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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