therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Randomize
