tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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