she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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