i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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