You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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